I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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