sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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