i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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