my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
this will be a night to untag.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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