ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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