I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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