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She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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