so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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