She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
you would pick up someone in the library
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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