I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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