Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
one two three fourrrrnication!
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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