let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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