Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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