Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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