i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Randomize
