Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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