Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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