Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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