hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Randomize
