I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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