We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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