Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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