For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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