After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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