glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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