i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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