Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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