Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I think I won the penis lottery.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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