So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
