3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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