I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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