The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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