I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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