So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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