Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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