We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
the day after is always just damage control
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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