new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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