The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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