Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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