remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Four minutes until I can fart!
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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