Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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