First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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