You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
