What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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