Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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