In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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