Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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