Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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