So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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