So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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