i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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