I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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