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K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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